Wednesday, December 22, 2010

And shashank did it!

press refresh to see the magic!

P.S - If you think its not cool enough, bhaad mein jaao.

Random Headers

I really think that I should have some fun with the design of my blog, really.
The complete design is moving more to visual than text, also I have been thinking about a completely visual blog, but I think that would take some time.

I am starting off with Random headers, asking dear o dear Shashank to help me with it, for testing I am using these headers

the old one

and these new ones...

this is the code which I had sent him(stole it from a website), but he's planning to write his own  

Code 1:

Code 2:

Lets see how it comes out...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Mainstream Comics Publishers and the Arrogant Chutiyas

For the Comic Convention we are holding this feburary in delhi, I met big time publishers and the comics publishers who are huge with their footprint across the country.
The Comic publishers, despite their huge readership were nice and easy to talk to. The International publishers, who publish some Graphic Novels here and there were arrogant, with their heads deep inside their asses.

most of these "bigger" publishers have some basic number of Graphic Novels, and most of these are not normal Graphic Novels, they are more on the art side of it, and the contex of the stories finding its origins deep inside the writer's ass.

Seriously Delhi has a hude fart problem, mumbai has even a bigger fart problem.

Most of the "Young" creative people working in media, publishing, and the writers, all of these people very seriously despise the basic majority population of our country, the people you see waiting at the bus stops wearing fake nike caps, or your parents or my parents who sit in front of the TV and have food.

Mostly then just due to the simple logic of numbers, I have seen Beatles lover-barkha dutt hairstyle babbie(girl) work in an Ad Agency, writing slogans for J.K.Super Cement

So All I can figure out is that there is an audience out there, lot of it, not the perfect audience we're asking for, but a good audience.

So all these arrogant chutiyas i see, almost daily, Ad Agency chutiyas, Rock Band members (The Statan-ic Verses type ke gaandu), or these English publishers who live on inhaling fart, God help them, really.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Chutiya Microsoft Saala - Cloud Computing Karenge Ab!

There's this thing called TREND

Like there's this recent trend for two things, cloud computing and slice of life films.

Cloud computing is a very interesting concept, most probably i guess at the earliest used and marketed by Amazon, others were also interested, but its just so in trend now, i know it because Microsoft chutiyas have their own version of it now.

seriously how chutiya can you get?


and now...


p.s - Slice of life films


Friday, December 10, 2010

Yash Chopra Ko Roko

In the 1st Golden Kela Awards I performed this stand up where the central theme was how Yash Chopra is an alien and is attacking out brains through his movies,  and how other talentless freaks are Aliens too!

and then I distributed this pamphlet in the audience..heh heh

Here's the video for the award show that year

Taking Someone's Computer

The best part in taking someone's computer is closing all th links they had left open, like youtube videos they had left in a hope to watch it later when its streamed.
I don't know par ek ajeeb sa anand aata hai yeh karne mein!

Monday, December 06, 2010

APJ is my Yoda

I've always liked APJ Abdul Kalam, for his practical idealism.
His book Ignited Minds is an amazing read.

I am a fan of the ads of Presidium school which feature his cartoon made by Laxman, the tagline says "Be what you want to be"

APJ - You are my Yoda!

Friday, December 03, 2010

Invictus by William Ernest Henley

I am the captain of my soul, I am the master of my fate.

I read this poem in 2004, when this article appeared in th Times Of India, when the convict for this bombing incident was sentenced.

this poem was his final statement. 

"Out of the night that covers me, 
Black as the Pit from pole to pole, 
I thank whatever gods may be 
For my unconquerable soul. 
In the fell clutch of circumstance 
I have not winced nor cried aloud. 
Under the bludgeonings of chance 
My head is bloody, but unbowed. 
Beyond this place of wrath and tears 
Looms but the Horror of the shade, 
And yet the menace of the years 
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. 
It matters not how strait the gate, 
How charged with punishments the scroll, 
I am the master of my fate: 
I am the captain of my soul." 
-from Invictus" 
 William Ernest Henley