Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dimaag ki khaaj!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Inking Lessons...

From Jimmy Cho's Blog

"Late last year, my buddy Ramon Perez invited me to fill in for him at a class he teaches on inking comics. Specifically, he asked me to come in and give a talk to the students about how I approach lighting and "spotting blacks" (a comic term for figuring out where to put the large areas of black ink on a panel or page). Ramon's an excellent artist and inker himself, with a lot more experience in comics than me, so I really didn't know what else I could add to what he was teaching, but I agreed to give a short demonstration."

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sketch Comedy...

Sketch Comedy is a brilliant concept, some famous shows...

Monty Python is a famous and defining comedy show of its time :

Goodness Gracious Me was also very famous :

Also there was a Pakistani TV show called Fifty Fifty :

Look Around You was also a famous show on BBC :

Then there was Great Indian Laughter Show :

 at RANDOM we also came up with similar ideas, some of them are :

we even had a concept for a TV show called What The Fish, one of the sketches was :

Monday, November 16, 2009


W e live in a glorious culture, its so glorious that since i have been back from college i have been dying to run away.

you are supposed to work as chottu for your parents, your job has no meaning for them, also you won't get the time to innovate and experiment..also you are expected to make comporomises to make as much money as you can.

also if you live with your parents, you are equally fucked ... because then doing anything else is also impossible...

and if by mistake u mention it anywhere, people look at you, talk to you as if you just murdered two hundred pupies, or you were the guy who killed jessica lal...

i hope no one reads this, even if they do they don't mention it.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Safe Approach

From , a webdesign studio...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

I am also a Choot

Of all the things i say about people, i do almost all of i am too a big choot...
- Sumit

A special request by Adhiraj Singh

Friday, November 13, 2009

chut log...

1. i once saw a guy, 21 years old, counting the basic things he wanted to do in life (while sipping coffee), and how he has already done 90% of them, and he was speaking with full baby ishtyle and confidence, the style where you spread your lower lip while if he was some 60 years old..was really funny...

2. there's this girl i know who bitches about everyone, but funny is that her bitching starts with "i am like this only, i tell what i feel, i don't like to do chugli, but when X (or Y or Z or A or B or C) did this i felt bad, it was not right, and.. so...on " ...she always has this chat with everybody but never with the concerned person X, and i can bet on this that the poor soul(the girl) just hasn't realised that she is bitching, which makes it even more funny!

3. I have seen a strange characteristic of teams, some groups/teams fight, and they fight like an ass while working on a project, they blame each other,don't work on time....but when the project is over, everything is forgotten and these teams chat happily at parties, get all smily group photos clicked....those type of pictures where everyone gives their blank smiles, and someone is making hand gestures, somebody is making weird faces etc...

4. at work, nobody misses to mention the hours of sleep or meals they miss over work...and you have to see the expression when they are doing that..."Uff kal bas 4 ghante so saka!"

the joke

today we were shooting Campus Blogs with Sandeep, which comes on Channel V, well after the shoot he asked me how i have a creative career....

and then i started bullshitting about how i used to work in banglore, earned huge, then my girfriend of 6 years passed, and how i left everything and came to delhi for a creative job...and how my father is in RAW etc...

lot of bullshit, but death ke baare mein joke kuch zyada ho gaya...

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

A New Delhi Everyday

A Pleasant morning .... and i am in New Delhi...

DAMNED : The Asshole called zamid hamid

He's an ass who calls himself a defence ananlyst...everyone makes fun of him....nobody in India knows him, even we (Adhiraj and me) found out when we were researching on one scene we show him being slapped and kicked out of his car!

Zaid Hamid

Syed Zaid Zaman Hamid is a self-styled Pakistani security consultant and defence analyst.[1][2]

Zaid Hamid vows to make India "Pakistan", says Pak to send more Mujahideens

Breaking News! Zaid Hamid, Pakistan's defence analyst and the most hated person in India aftermath Mumbai terror attacks because of his hatred campaign against India and Indian forces, was grilled by Indian Army officer Bharat Verma. The program was broadcasted on ExpressNews TV.

Bharat Verma took Zaid Hamid on, saying India had to divide Pakistan by liberating Bangladesh, as Pakistani forces raped more than 90,000 women in East Pakistan (which is Bangladesh now). That forced Zaid Hamid to threaten that Pakistan will do more Kargils and send more Mujahideens to India.

Verma looked calm and composed, but Zaid Hamid lost his cool and uttered what went against the policies of his government. Verma was at his oratory best and forced Hamid to confess whatPakistan has been doing for long. It exposed Pakistan before the world. The program was stopped midway by the Pakistani government and ExpressNews TV distanced itself from the comments made by Zaid Hamid by running a news ticker.

Click on the following links to wach that debate:

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3

In another video, Zaid Hamid crossed all limits in a program on NewsOne TV and said there is just one solution to resolve the crisis - "MakeIndia one nation and give it a name Pakistan. Make it a Muslim country. When there will be the voice of Radio Pakistan there, everything will be sorted out". Watch this video here..

General Zia Ul Haq

The Man Who Took Pakistan Down...

Before him was Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto...the liberal PM who was taking pakistan places....but this man fucked with the process and took pak down...

there should be a movie made on him ...although Om Puri plays him quite well in Charlie Wilson's War

DAMNED : Who is SBM ?

Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood..

is a Pakistani nuclear engineer ....
He is well known for his contacts and sympathies for Taliban which resulted in ending his prominent engineering career.
He first came to prominence in 1971 when while working at the KANNUP Power Plan in Karachi he invented an instrument, the SBM probe, to check heavy water leaks in nuclear power plants, a problem that was affecting nuclear plants all over the world and is still used worldwide.[2].

opted for early retirement from PAEC in 1999 as he was transfeered to a non technical position by the Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif's government due to his opposition to CTBT.

In August 2001, Mahmood and one of his colleagues at Mahmood's Ummah Tameer-e-Nau charity met with Osama bin Laden and his deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, in Afghanistan.

Mahmood was arrested in Lahore on 19th October 2001 by Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence because of his suspected connections with the Taliban.[4]

was declared a terrorist by the U.S PresidentGeorge W. Bush in his televised address on 23 December 2001. Despite clear indications from CIA that he is not involved with any terrorist outfit.[2]

he has been released from the intelligence agencies and placed into house arrest and is still not allowed to meet anyone. In 2006, Mahmood suffered a heart attack....

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